I happened to stumble upon this and I thought it was pretty hilarious considering it basically sums up a couple people I know. XD
"An annoying bitch who always feels like every insignificant problem in her day is a disaster of Hurricane Katrina proportions. Anyone who so much as gives her the time of day is in for an endless session of either 3 things; 1. Constant gossip about her own friends. 2. Why her life sucks or why someone else sucks. 3. Repetitive bitching about how everyone is either out to get her or copying her.
If you value your sanity avoid these psychotic vampires like the clap or you'll never have a minute's peace."